Onward, Christian soldiers! Duty's way is plain; Onward, Christian soldiers! Rip and tear and smite! Onward, Christian soldiers! Eat and drink your fill;
By John F. Kendrick, 1916
Slay your Christian neighbors, or by them be slain,
Pulpiteers are spouting effervescent swill,
God above is calling you to rob and rape and kill,
All your acts are sanctified by the Lamb on high;
If you love the Holy Ghost, go murder, pray and die.
Let the gentle Jesus bless your dynamite.
Splinter skulls with shrapnel, fertilize the sod;
Folks who do not speak your tongue deserve the curse of God.
Smash the doors of every home, pretty maidens seize;
Use your might and sacred right to treat them as you please.
Rob with bloody fingers, Christ okays the bill,
Steal the farmers' savings, take their grain and meat;
Even though the children starve, the Saviour's bums must eat,
Burn the peasants' cottages, orphans leave bereft;
In Jehovah's holy name, wreak ruin right and left.
lay the answers to life's
seemingly bane parsings...
Why despair?
Why care?
Shots Fired.
Pack.
Pack your life in a suitcase and fire away.
Set your worries free.
Set the root on fire and sail away.
Put your past in a pocket, your future filed away.
Live for the moment.
Don't go astray.